Those old things?

The new craze? Trimmers. Everybody's talking about them. Don't you hear them, fussing over which brand is best, what string to use, what ratio of gas to oil they use? Well, if you haven't, it's simply because you aren't in the know when it comes to the newest fads. It is alright though, there is hope for you because you have found me; the definitive source of everything cutting edge. And I do mean cutting edge. Trimmers, also known as the weed eater, weed wacker, weed whip, and all manner of names, is the new pet rock. They are so fun to operate, when you learn how, and practically anyone in good physical condition can learn. Of course, when you get it down, you will learn fantastic moves that speed up efficiency, and just add that classic cool you always look for when you are out in the yard. Pirouette around trees, swing it, swath it, through the legs, and over the shoulder, with practice, it can be your best dance partner. Check them out, amazing things.
Everybody has their expertise, whether small or large. I may not have any big breakthroughs in expert knowledge or anything, I wasnt ever good in school, but, when it comes to trimmers, I wrote the book. Well, most of it, anything too complicated or useful is in the appendix, and that was written by other people. So basicly, forget that its some small engine thats impossible to understand, and think of it as a destiny. You and your trimmer were made for each other - a bond unseperable. So with that in mind, its time to decide which one to buy. I am going to be posting a series all about trimmers, giving advice on the trimmer for you, the string, and optional accessories. By the end of this, you will be on the cutting edge of the potentially biggest fad in history. Look forward.